- is not responsible for any damages inflicted.
- is not liable for anything that may happen to you if you click a link. If your toaster suddenly starts speaking in tongues, don’t email her. She won’t care.
- Bribes an elf to stay off the naughty list.
- Will recite Green Eggs & Ham for a dollar.
- Knows you’re eating in front of your computer but is too polite to say anything.
- Will dish the dirt with you, but will be stingy with her snacks.
- Wishes she could use the words juxtaposition, conundrum, viscosity, and plethora daily
- Is often confused by geography.
- Amuses herself by the random as often as possible.
- A follower of the belief that ‘bastard’ is the most useful word in the English Language.
- Is the one who toilet papered your house last October.
- Should have her own radio show — or, at the very least a podcast.
- Is the one who rearranged your files according to density.
- Does not care that Avatar will change the way movies are made FOREVER, I’m STILL not going to see it.
- Didn’t see Matrix, either.
- Let’s just pretty much agree that she hasn’t seen ANY movies. Because oddly enough, this comes up a lot.
Has opinions that are her own and should not be taken for fact. Because much of the content is exaggerated. For humor. To be funny. This blog is to be considered as for entertainment purposes ONLY. You wouldn’t think I’d have to explain that, but I do.