GuiltyWho?

The Squid…

• is not respon­si­ble for any dam­ages inflicted.
• is not liable for any­thing that may hap­pen to you if you click a link. If your toaster sud­denly starts speak­ing in tongues, don’t email her. She won’t care.
• Bribes an elf to stay off the naughty list.
• Will recite Green Eggs & Ham for a dollar.
• Knows you’re eat­ing in front of your com­puter but is too polite to say anything.
• Will dish the dirt with you, but will be stingy with her snacks.
• Wishes she could use the words jux­ta­po­si­tion, conun­drum, vis­cos­ity, and plethora daily
• Is often con­fused by geography.
• Amuses her­self by the ran­dom as often as possible.
• A fol­lower of the belief that ‘bas­tard’ is the most use­ful word in the Eng­lish Language.
• Is the one who toi­let papered your house last October.
• Should have her own radio show — or, at the very least a podcast.
• Is the one who rearranged your files accord­ing to density.
• Does not care that Avatar will change the way movies are made FOREVER, I’m STILL not going to see it.
• Didn’t see Matrix, either.
  
• Let’s just pretty much agree that she hasn’t seen ANY movies. Because oddly enough, this comes up a lot.

Has opin­ions that are her own and should not be taken for fact. Because much of the con­tent is exag­ger­ated. For humor. To be funny. This blog is to be con­sid­ered as for enter­tain­ment pur­poses ONLY. You wouldn’t think I’d have to explain that, but I do.