Things Like This Are Exactly Why Things Go Wrong For Rodney.

Last month, my friend Rod­ney sent me a mes­sage and asked if I’d read his book and give him my feed­back on it. And then he kept ask­ing me over and over again to tell him that I liked it. Basi­cally he was becom­ing just like that inse­cure girl who keeps ask­ing her boyfriend right before he dumps her and she goes all future episode of Snapped on him, “But you love me, right? Really love me?”

So just for my own enter­tain­ment, I’ve been string­ing him along on post­ing about his book, because I’m ter­ri­bly ADHD, and also? Next time let me pub­lish when I want to, Rod­ney. Because then stuff hap­pens and some­thing shiny flies past and OH MY GOD DID APPLE RELEASE A NEW SHINY THING I MUST HAVE?

*blinks*

For a minute, I actu­ally for­got what I was doing here.

Right, the BOOK.

So, you know how some­times you’re read­ing some­thing when you’re in a crowded place and want to help pass the time, so you’re not so bored? And then you find your­self read­ing some­thing so damn funny that you’re basi­cally chok­ing your­self to death to not laugh out loud because it’d be totally inap­pro­pri­ate to burst out in uncon­trol­lable laugh­ter at Grandpa’s funeral. That’s Rodney’s book, you guys. It’s the book you’d be read­ing and find your­self laugh­ing so hard you’d have every­one star­ing at you.

Then, because I’ve got a short atten­tion span, I fin­ished his book and then went back to being enter­tained with games of Cards Against Human­ity. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s a card game for hor­ri­ble peo­ple. Which is basi­cally awe­some. There are two sets of cards — the black cards and the white cards and the point is to make the most hor­ri­bly inap­pro­pri­ate and hilar­i­ous phrase pos­si­ble with the cards. It’s basi­cally fill in the blank on crack meets drunk mad libs and they have a really slutty baby. There’s noth­ing about that not to love.

Which is how the idea of a set of Cards Against Human­ity cards based on Rodney’s book “Things Go Wrong For Me” for you to add to your own CAH game was born. So here you can down­load your very own, exclu­sive to only the peo­ple who who click “down­load” and any­one else who might click down­load just to see what the hell I’m talk­ing about. And exclu­sive is rel­a­tive here. There’s mil­lions of peo­ple in other coun­tries who don’t even have inter­net that will never get a copy of this and even if they did, they’d be all, “WTF? Why wouldn’t you give us inter­net? Or money? You asshole.”

You totally aren’t an ass­hole, you’re just in the EXCLUSIVE GROUP.

Click Here to Down­load the Rod­ney Lacroix “Things Go Wrong For Me” CAH sheets.

You’re wel­come.

You should fol­low Rod­ney on Twit­ter, where I fre­quently make his jokes fun­nier.  And seri­ously, buy his book, I promise you, you will laugh.

P.S. Yes, Rod­ney, I liked your book.