Last month, my friend Rodney sent me a message and asked if I’d read his book and give him my feedback on it. And then he kept asking me over and over again to tell him that I liked it. Basically he was becoming just like that insecure girl who keeps asking her boyfriend right before he dumps her and she goes all future episode of Snapped on him, “But you love me, right? Really love me?”
So just for my own entertainment, I’ve been stringing him along on posting about his book, because I’m terribly ADHD, and also? Next time let me publish when I want to, Rodney. Because then stuff happens and something shiny flies past and OH MY GOD DID APPLE RELEASE A NEW SHINY THING I MUST HAVE?
For a minute, I actually forgot what I was doing here.
Right, the BOOK.
So, you know how sometimes you’re reading something when you’re in a crowded place and want to help pass the time, so you’re not so bored? And then you find yourself reading something so damn funny that you’re basically choking yourself to death to not laugh out loud because it’d be totally inappropriate to burst out in uncontrollable laughter at Grandpa’s funeral. That’s Rodney’s book, you guys. It’s the book you’d be reading and find yourself laughing so hard you’d have everyone staring at you.
Then, because I’ve got a short attention span, I finished his book and then went back to being entertained with games of Cards Against Humanity. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s a card game for horrible people. Which is basically awesome. There are two sets of cards — the black cards and the white cards and the point is to make the most horribly inappropriate and hilarious phrase possible with the cards. It’s basically fill in the blank on crack meets drunk mad libs and they have a really slutty baby. There’s nothing about that not to love.
Which is how the idea of a set of Cards Against Humanity cards based on Rodney’s book “Things Go Wrong For Me” for you to add to your own CAH game was born. So here you can download your very own, exclusive to only the people who who click “download” and anyone else who might click download just to see what the hell I’m talking about. And exclusive is relative here. There’s millions of people in other countries who don’t even have internet that will never get a copy of this and even if they did, they’d be all, “WTF? Why wouldn’t you give us internet? Or money? You asshole.”
You totally aren’t an asshole, you’re just in the EXCLUSIVE GROUP.
You should follow Rodney on Twitter, where I frequently make his jokes funnier. And seriously, buy his book, I promise you, you will laugh.
P.S. Yes, Rodney, I liked your book.